N :Mommy, is this tomowow?
M: Hmm, no, this is today.
N: But we go to bed and say ‘See you tomowow.” So it’s tomowow.
M: Right, but that’s because when we wake up, it’s not tomorrow anymore. It’s Today.
N: So there’s no Tomowow?
M: No. Tomorrow is always the day after Today.
N: Do I go to Daycare today?
M: No, you’ll go to Daycare tomorrow.
N: Oh. And when we wake up it will be tomowow?
M: Yes, but we’ll call it Today when we wake up.
N: So we go to Daycare today?
M: No. Tomorrow.
N: What?! Why?!
M: Because it won’t be tomorrow anymore. It changes to Today. The Day. The Day we are in.
N: It changes?
M: Yes, the words change.
N: I want to make a dinosaur.
M: Okay. So is this today or tomorrow?
M: And when is tomorrow?
N: I don’t know.
M: Hmm. I guess that’s true.
N: It’s true? You don’t know when tomorrow is eefer?
M: I guess I never know.